This Italian Soccer Team Is A Chaotic Mess And I Can’t Stop Watching
Shane Jones06.16.12
Shane Jones on the smarmy side of Italian soccer, and why he’s their #1 fan for Euro 2012. Art by Danny Jock.
See Jayne Date: One Girl, Two Todds, and A Few Too Many
Jane Connor06.07.12
Jayne’s first good-faith effort in the blind date arena––going head-to-head with suits, sexual harassment, and murderous preconceptions.
Lil’ Bo Has The Last Laugh
Kory Calico06.04.12
The age-old Southern question: What would the community think? New fiction by Kory Calico. Art by Danny Jock.
See Jayne Date: Jayne Likes Dicks
Jane Connor05.21.12
Any personal views expressed on Dating Assholes, How to Identify a Decent Boyfriend, or Possible Remedies are the writer’s own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Fanzine.
I Want ITT Tech to Buy My Papers
Patrick Wensink05.04.12
“…With the recent passing of author Harry Crews, I discovered that the University of Georgia library purchased his collected papers in 2006. Soon, I learned that many writers’ manuscripts, letters and doodles are frequently bought by colleges for scholarly research. For example, the University of Texas’ library owns every scrap of Don Delillo’s filing cabinets. This led to ask the obvious question: “Why not me?”…”
Eyeball the Stain
Jan Wiezorek04.05.12
A fly in the ointment of obsession. New fiction by Jan Wiezorek. Art by Danny Jock.
Deadwood
Peter Thompson03.15.12
If androids dream of electric sheep, what does a shapeshifting alien inmate lust after? And what about an embattled staff sergeant? Science fact, fiction, and fuck: intrepid reporter Peter Thompson reluctantly investigates the further sexcapades of Reno, Nevada.
Beyond Beyond Bedlam
Wilbur Wilson02.20.12
The anti-crackpot paints the walls in splendor, decides: The work’s the thing. The daisy chain that links psychoanalysis, relative graffiti, the considerations of art, the considerations of imprisonment, the Rhineau Collection (recently displayed in the Medical History Museum at the University of Zurich), the geography of the Outsider, and the cocktail closer.
How I Accidentally Ended Up At An Orgy
Jane Connor02.11.12
Jayne O’Connor finds that an invite to a pajama party doesn’t always mean…
Things My Bitches Taught Me
Jane Connor12.22.11
As we hurtle into the shortest, darkest day of the mercenary holiday season, author Jayne O’Connor recounts her tale of accidental redemption. How fostering dogs can transform you into one bad bitch.
