THEN I BUST OUT: Review of Argentinosaurus (130 ft by 24 ft; 80 tons out of 10)
Amy Lawless & Jeff Alessandrelli04.06.18
The final installment of Lawless and Alessandrelli’s THEN I BUST OUT takes the form of a review of the Argentinosaurus.
THEN I BUST OUT: Review of Animals Wearing Human Clothing (4 out of 10)
Amy Lawless & Jeff Alessandrelli03.23.18
“Look at these leather boots I am considering on Pinterest. And at the blood. Look at the feathers in the Queen’s hat.” Lawless and Alessandrelli’s THEN I BUST OUT rolls hard into a sprawling review of the idea of animals wearing human clothing.
THEN I BUST OUT: Review of the Squirrel (~3 out of 10)
Amy Lawless & Jeff Alessandrelli03.16.18
This week’s THEN I BUST OUT investigates the survival and sexual psyche of the squirrel.
THEN I BUST OUT: Review of Alf (____ out of 10)
Amy Lawless & Jeff Alessandrelli03.09.18
Lawless and Alessandrelli’s WHEN I BUST OUT returns with a swift, strange conjecture regarding the cultural oddity known as ALF. “Maroon sprawls abounding, there was so much blood in his memory.”
THEN I BUST OUT: Review of Jurassic Park (1993 out of 10)
Amy Lawless & Jeff Alessandrelli02.23.18
“I bridged the divide between my brain’s hemispheres through art and soft drugs and bad decisions.” The second entry from Lawless and Alessandrelli’s reviews of living and dead animals, THEN I BUST OUT, returns with a wild review of Jurassic Park.
THEN I BUST OUT: Review of Dead Bat (Stereotype out of 10)
Amy Lawless & Jeff Alessandrelli02.16.18
“The new thinking about loss is no different than the old thinking about loss, yadda yadda yadda. But loss has never been about thoughts new or old and to believe so is to believe only in humanity.” Amy Lawless and Jeff Alessandrelli kick off their series of reviews of living and dead animals, THEN I BUST OUT, with a review of the dead bat.
