ARTICLES BY Michael Louie

hockey playoffs to ensure crosby vs. ovechkin in 2009

Michael Louie

04.21.09

Man, I gotta throw out some love to The Onion. With Casey out in LA, I’ve been catching up on some playoff hockey, and then today I saw this from…

CONSPIRACY!

Michael Louie

03.31.09

CONSPIRACY! More ominous words are rarely uttered in the English language! I call conspiracy! on Blizzard Entertainment! I returned back to…

Pictures of Bettie

Michael Louie

12.13.08

There is something so soothing about that chorus in The Who’s "Pictures of Lily" which captures almost-perfectly that post-orgasmic wash…

Digging for Dirt: The Life and Death of ODB

Michael Louie

11.25.08

We all miss Big Baby Jesus, and no we ain’t talking about that little December squirt of joy, hell it ain’t even Thanksgiving yet. Y’all can start shopping on Friday. And if you do, pick up Jamie Lowe’s new book, Digging for Dirt: The Life and Death of ODB (that’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard, R.I.P., of the Wu-Tang Clan), a biography that’ll make a great stocking stuffer for anyone’s grandma. Michael Louie reviews, while Mr. jock draws Mr. Dirt McGirt in kind.

The Curse of Sarah Palin

Michael Louie

10.26.08

It’s not what you think!

Thanks a lot, John!

Michael Louie

10.17.08

Joe the Unlicensed Plumber

Five Hundred Eighty-Six Days, Fourteen Hours, Forty-Six Minutes, Eleven Seconds

Michael Louie

09.05.08

Quitting an addiction, any addiction, is no easy matter. Whether it’s crack, meth, heroin, or an MMO, the longer one pursues a dragon (or maybe an Orc in this case), the harder it is to give up the chase. But Michael Louie’s on the wagon now, from a video game. And after his time given over to a Final Fantasy (FFXI to be precise), Louie looks back at his lost weekend that turned into, added up to, well…the game runs the numbers for you.

Christian Don’t

Michael Louie

06.12.08

I know I swore I wouldn’t be fooled again after getting shammed at that Sham 69 show like six months back, but I did, and I felt even more dumb…

Hockey Night: an occasional column #2

Michael Louie

05.08.08

The National Hockey League playoffs continue and whaddayaknow… Mike is leading the pool with his virtual video game money. He keeps us updated here in this second segment of Hockey Night, Louie’s new (occasional) column. Update: The Stanley Cup semifinals began last night in Detroit. Red Wings beat the Stars in the first game 4-1. Philadelphia plays Pittsburgh tonight.

Hockey Night: an occasional column

Michael Louie

04.17.08

Procrastination be damned! Mike Louie is an unabashed Philadelphia Flyers fan and this column is one in an occasional series he will write on sports, particularly the NHL Playoffs, which have been underway for about a week now. This time he responds to the Washington Post’s Mike Wise, who, in a bad attempt to imitate one of Louie’s favorite writers, ended up looking foolish across the Internet by scribbling not the best informed column about the Flyers-Capitals game Tuesday night.