FANZINE

Pret a Manger, we deathly prepare, Pret a Manger, Pret a Manger.
Pret a Manger, we freshly prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare.

Mountains of trash we climb we climb, Pret a Manger, Pret a Manger.
Pret a Manger we resist we resist we relent we relent, we claim and we mark.
Mountain aglow in plastic fever, mountains of trash we climb we climb,
Mountain aglow, freshly prepared, deathly prepared we wrap it cage free.

Pret a Manger plastic we unwrap and unwrap we unwrap you at nighttime unwrap you at dogtime unwrap you cage free. Mountain of seven almonds, mountain of salmon power pot, mountain of chicken lime margarita, margarita love bite, margarita protein bite, we freshly prepare, oui oui.

Pret a Manger plastic we unwrap you in Hymietown, we unwrap you in Airport, we unwrap you in Dallas, we unwrap you in Merch Mart and Los Feliz.
Bang the top of the animal when the desert loses reception.
Bang the top of the animal, the desert cage free.

Pain is life, the feature presentation. Pain is Pret a Manger, prepared fresh every day.
We freshly prepare, we deathly prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare,
Pret a Manger we freshly prepare, PRET A MANGER THE NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN, the raven, the attic, the cellar, the heath. Pret a Manger, we freshly obey,
Ares of Capulet, Demeter Bieber, Expandable of Tumi.

Pret a Manger Au Bon Pain we beseech you, wheat waving, breaks pooshing, deer blood but mais no?
Highways of trash we pave, we pave—chicken margarita.
Excuse me there’s a hair in my chicken margarita, cage free.

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_{Stuart Ross is a writer living in Chicago.}