FANZINE

Let’s give Lindsay some more Google clicks (I’m sure she is getting a million today).  As she says here in her new Eharmony profile, she never loses any G-clicks, only her underwear sometimes. I have to say I’ve always loved Lindsay, and even better when she started getting into trouble.  Yeah a celeb crush okay (Robin don’t get mad).  But of course, like Rivers Cuomo of Weezer in his song “Pink Triangle”, I’d only be spurned for said crush. In any case, she’s single again (she “think”s), and is looking for love, or at least someone to spend “the rest of her probation with.” Check it.