When ChickenWhisperer finally meets up with BeachVixen78 via an online dating site, sparks of only a minor velocity fly. Things begin as these things do, which is to say, pleasantly. Several misunderstandings later, coitus ensues. Like many daters, ChickenWhisperer was a fan… then he had this date, and maybe developed a misgiving or two. Surprise, surprise. So will he end up burning her house down? Will she be able to tell that he did, if he indeed chooses to, in the ensuing two weeks post-date number 3? Read the story to find out. Art by Danny Jock.