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Evan Lavender-Smith was born in Des Moines, Iowa, and raised in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He is the author of …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith was born in 1977. His publication credits include …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith teaches creative writing at New Mexico State University. His short stories have appeared in a variety of print and online venues, including but not exclusive to …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith has instructed many students at New Mexico State University over the years. The smarter ones include …

 

Writer, editor and teacher Evan Lavender-Smith lives and works in New Mexico. Wild animals he has seen in his neighborhood include …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith was born in Iowa and currently resides in New Mexico. His life’s most memorable literary and/or sexual conquests include …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is a writer and father whose publication/procreation credits include …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is survived by short-story publications in many journals and magazines, including …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith, of Las Cruces, New Mexico, known for submitting short stories to literary magazines, waiting around all morning for USPS to arrive, finding only coupons and bills in the mailbox, getting drunk in the early afternoon …

 

Perennial semifinalist Evan Lavender-Smith’s recent checking account credits include … practically zilch.

 

The spreadsheets folder on Evan Lavender-Smith’s laptop includes two files: 1) creditcarddebt.xls and 2) shortstorysubmissions.xls.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is a disgruntled writer living in Las Cruces, New Mexico. His favorite gripes and grudges include …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith, b. 1977, has been mentioned on Twitter more than 100 times, by people ranging from … Evan Lavender-Smith to …

 

A teacher, writer, editor and translator, Evan Lavender-Smith’s work has appeared in a veritable cornucopia of poorly designed and largely unedited e-zines, including …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith has published more than 50 short stories, including a couple that didn’t completely suck, in …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith, beloved father, devoted husband, eight-time shortlistee …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith, of Las Cruces, New Mexico, published a short story on Tuesday, due to …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith was born in Iowa in 1977. His favorite writers include Michael Martone, David Markson, Lydia Davis and … Evan Lavender-Smith.

 

Noted narcissist Evan Lavender-Smith recently typed various misspellings of his name when entering it at google.com, including Evan Lavendar-Smith, Evan Levander-Smith, Evan Lavender Smith, Evan Lavender, Evan Smith, Evan Smith-Lavender, Kevin Lavender-Smith …

 

Hot-under-the-collar solipsist Evan Lavender-Smith spent his life staring blankly at the Facebook notification icon, waiting for the red badge to appear.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is predeceased by so many half-baked short-story ideas.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith lives in New Mexico. His favorite hobbies include masturbating, thinking about death, submitting his writing to literary magazines …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith received a BA from the University of California at Berkeley, an MFA from New Mexico State University, and an STD from …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith received a WTF from his wife when she happened to glance at his submissions spreadsheet.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith, dedicated writer, committed editor, generous teacher, total asshole …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico, where he teaches, edits, writes, eats, shits, sleeps, dreams …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith’s fiction, nonfiction, translation, drama, criticism, random musings, bathroom meditations, thought turds, epistolary abortions, random acts of cowardice, self-important flatus, bad jokes, deviant sexual desiderata …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith currently lives in his own sad little world.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is the Crybaby-in-Chief of …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is currently an Associate Complainer at …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is a Contributing Tool at …

 

Based in Las Cruces, New Mexico, Evan Lavender-Smith’s current research interests include Facebook likes, literary journal submission fees, and porn GIFs.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith’s recent writing has appeared in or is forthcoming in or is awaiting rejection from or has already been totally shit on by …

 

Evan Lavender-Smith has published widely in journals of national repute. More of his writing can be found in the trash.

 

The director of blah blah blah, a fellow at yada yada yada, Evan Lavender-Smith is undoubtedly a closet careerist.

 

Actively seeking a publisher for his new short-story collection, Evan Lavender-Smith currently resides in hell.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith’s writing has recently appeared elsewhere, among others, at other places, as well as online.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith is currently at work on a brief bio.

 

Evan Lavender-Smith, of Las Cruces, New Mexico, has written on a wide variety of subjects, including … Evan Lavender-Smith, of Las Cruces, New Mexico.

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