ARTICLES BY fortunatos

Citizens Fidel Finds Inside the Cow

Fortunato Salazar


“Fidel reached inside the cow and extracted the citizen known behind his back as All Is Well With Thor.” New fiction by Fortunato Salazar.

Giant Impacted Feces Meets Six Feet Under in the City of Brotherly Love: A Visit to the Mütter Museum

Fortunato Salazar


In honor of Halloween, Fortunato Salazar hits up the Mütter Museum in Philly for a tour of skulls, feces, frailty, and so much more, including a detour into the Six Feet Under Convention.

Mireille Enos Owns Petit Trois

Fortunato Salazar


“Mireille Enos was teaching her how to wield a certain gizmo that resembled an amulet and converted bars of bullion into butter. Or maybe it was the other way around…” New fiction by Fortunato Salazar.

Why I Named All My Standard Poodles “Fuck”

Fortunato Salazar


Why did former model/actress and ex-pro bullfighter Bette Ford name all of her pet poodles profanely? And btw, why did she once take a swing at Norman Mailer? She and Fortunato Salazar met up to discuss.

Alien of Extraordinary Ability: An Interview with Bettina May

Fortunato Salazar


Fortunato Salazar continues his series of interview with extraordinary people currently living in the U.S. by way of the O-1 nonimmigrant visa, this week focusing on the first pin-up model and burlesque dancer to be awarded the distinction, Bettina May.

ALIEN OF EXTRAORDINARY ABILITY: An Interview with Maria Minerva

Fortunato Salazar


Fortunato Salazar sets off on a series of interviews with extraordinary people currently living in the U.S. by way of the O-1 nonimmigrant visa, beginning with Estonia-born musician and writer Maria Minerva

Conception Tourism at Levitated Mass

Fortunato Salazar


What inspires people to want to try to have procreative sex under a 340-ton boulder? Fortunato Salazar investigates the Levitated Mass at Los Angeles County Museum of Art.

Honeymoon in Lompoc

Fortunato Salazar


“An axe does not have its own ethics.” New short fiction from Fortunato Salazar.