FICTION
Andrew Lewis Conn
Manifest Destiny
02.21.08
Andrew Lewis Conn returns to Fanzine with an unsparing short story about a father, a son, and the American Dream. Frederick Jackson Turner never imagined a theory of the frontier like this. Illustrations by Robin Brasington.
Ben Bush
"In the Blink of an All Seeing Eye"
10.16.06
Ben Bush delivers to us this tale about superfamous filmmaker Vic Graburn (in words and illustrations by Bush himself).
Brian Joseph Davis
Bury My Heart at Tataouine
06.11.09
Who here recalls Westworld? - in which a robotic Yul Brenner made the bald-guy-in-cowboy-hat look hip long before today’s slew of Hair Club, Stetson-glued-on, Nashville stars? Well, that’s neither here nor there for this story, except that it's a loosely cloaked sci-fi western. Brian Joseph Davis, author of the novels I, Tanya and Portable Altamont, and one of the editors at the esteemed lit site Joyland, puts Star Wars fanatics into a faux journalistic, Jodorowsky style western that's dry and crisp like a fine Chianti washing down a spaghetti shoot-em-up. Enjoy a taste here. Art by Danny Jock.
Carlos Kotkin
The H Word
08.04.09
When ChickenWhisperer finally meets up with BeachVixen78 via an online dating site, sparks of only a minor velocity fly. Things begin as these things do, which is to say, pleasantly. Several misunderstandings later, coitus ensues. Like many daters, ChickenWhisperer was a fan... then he had this date, and maybe developed a misgiving or two. Surprise, surprise. So will he end up burning her house down? Will she be able to tell that he did, if he indeed chooses to, in the ensuing two weeks post-date number 3? Read the story to find out. Art by Danny Jock.
Dallas Hudgens
from The Season of Gene, a novel
09.25.07
Dallas Hudgens, FANZINE regular and author of the rollicking Drive Like Hell, returns with another novel for sports fans and literati alike, The Season of Gene (available now). Here's an excerpt (Chapter 20 in fact) of this tale of beer league baseball, mobsters and gamers, pain pills, lost love and lifted lids. Illustrations by Danny Jock.
Douglas Light
Gatlinburg
04.03.08
Here's a deft dab of a story by Douglas Light, author of the 2006 Benjamin Frankling Award winning novel, East Fifth Bliss. In it, a couple, soon to be 'Life-mate's, find themselves at an impasse of words.
Ed Park
Concerning the Work of Dark Red Paw
10.28.06
In what is arguably Orson Welles' best movie, F For Fake, the director (with sly chagrin beaming from glassy eyes) serenely references a line from Kipling: "It's pretty, but is it art?" Later in the film, he updates this question with more modern, art market apropos flair: "It's pretty, but is it...Rare?" Ed Park's hero from this excerpt of his manuscript The Dizzies is forced to ask himself: Is it pretty, did I break it, and how much are we talking about here? Fanzine is proud to have this preview from Park, a founding editor at The Believer and a caustically funny, formidable storyteller in his own right. Enjoy now, and remember later, you read it at Fanzine first.
accompanying illustrations by the author
Elizabeth Searle
'The Candidate's Daughter'
02.19.09
Say your mother is running for Vice President of the United States and you are a pregnant teenager, stuck on the campaign bus tending to your mother's latest baby and brooding about your hockey-player boyfriend. In real life, you might feel totally trapped, but in Elizabeth Searle's fictional version, the candidate's daughter decides someone in her life needs a plan besides 'Mommy and God.' The trick is how 'Cristal' can give mother and the national press corps 'the slip' and start building her own power base. So dial back into election mode, and remember that any resemblance to actual individuals, living or dead, is purely - or maybe not so purely - coincidental. Art by Danny Jock.
Jim Ruland
The Lever
02.24.10
Jim Ruland is the author of the short story collection Big Lonesome, a recurring contributor to The Believer, and the host of the irreverent reading series Vermin on the Mount at the Mountain Bar in L.A.'s Chinatown. Ruland lives in San Diego and has family on both sides of the national dividing line. His story "The Lever" reflects life in a border town during the current narco-conflict and how even those who aren't causing the violence may begin to feel culpable. Accompanying image by Eugene Delacroix.
Joanna Ruocco
Unicorns
01.17.10
Joanna Ruocco's writing is packed with odd and intelligent linguistic adventures and has received praise from Robert Coover and Carole Maso. In her first short story for Fanzine, she addresses Derrida's football scholarship, drinking gimlets in body stockings, gluten allergies, the Cuban revolution and the self-conscious feeling that arrives when we become concerned that our thoughts and fantasies are determined by the power structure. "Unicorns" is from her forthcoming short story collection Man's Companions. The accompanying images are from Portland-based artist and designer Sarah Gottesdiener, who is also one half of the performance duo, The Gay Deceivers.
Joshua Cohen
Untitled: A Review
10.27.05
A book reviewer finds that a submission is more than a tad bit personal. 6 million pages worth. This story is from Cohen's recently released collection on Twisted Spoon Press called The Quorum.
Kevin Paul Giordano
First Signs of Life in the Desert Outside of Las Vegas
06.19.09
If you’ve ever driven to Vegas on a wild itch to burn some money, raise hell, or...cough...take the family for a good wholesome time, you may have witnessed the grandeur of some of the sites that surround it, the desert in all its glory at sunset, the jackrabbits, cacti and purple silhouettes of mountains, or a little project from the Depression days known as the Hoover Dam. Vegas teems with desperation, and so does that which surrounds it. Here’s a story from Kevin Paul Giordano, art by Danny Jock.
Matt Bell
Greyson, Griffin, Guillermo
01.06.10
In the still nebulous world of internet fiction, Matt Bell is a writer who embraces its possibilities. He edits Dzanc Books' online fiction journal The Collagist and when his novella, The Collectors, praised by Brian Evenson and Deb Olin Unferth, quickly sold out its limited print run, Bell posted the PDFs of the book on his website for anyone to read or print. His first short story for Fanzine "Greyson, Griffin, Guillermo" has a kind of old testament gruesomeness and the accompanying images are courtesy of painter Joshua Hagler, who shares his captivating and unsettling aesthetic. Hagler is also the creator of the comic book The Boy Who Made Silence.
Matthew Simmons
Happy Rock
02.08.10
Matthew Simmons is the author of the short story collection A Jello Horse and a recurring contributor to the Believer. Here he limns that eternal question: Is humanity regressing or did I just move back to my hometown?
Accompanying images of "Graybows" are from artist Joe Hardesty.
Matty Byloos
Ohne Titel (der Punkt)
09.09.05
Berlin in the last days of Hitler. A travelling spot on one's foot. Bicycles. An accident. Matty Byloos delivers one of his signature surreal stories in the tradition of Kafka, tinged with the neuroses of Bernhard.
Melissa Pritchard
The Odditorium
11.21.09
Believe it or Not oh ye future genius writers to be, who slave away for free as interns and fact checkers at various magazines around the world, just know this - that behind every great magazine, great published story, or great huxter of the world, like say a Robert LeRoy Ripley of grand sideshow fame, there is usually a great "fact checker," as it is reveled here in Melissa Pritchard's great story, "The Odditorium".
Nick Sylvester
"Purple Dolphin"
06.18.08
Well we had to get this joke out of the way from the git-go...that it's a true blast to finally read Nick Sylvester's "real" fiction (which is to say if the gonzo reporting tradition was never your cup of tea, then there are plenty of News Corp. outlets out there now to get your "facts" from...). Here's a chapter from Sylvester's debut novel, the forthcoming Ten Minute Wait about "a secret society of waiters on the brink of exposure, a mistranslation that triggers a city-wide kitchen staff revolt, and a desperate downtown poet-waiter type who accidentally becomes famous off a silly pomo gag." Art by Danny Jock.
Peter Jacoby
Sh...
04.01.06
Meds, Cereal, and Horror Movie Icons: a new story by Peter Jacoby. The title photo "Chain of Doors" is by Adam Lampton. The illustrations of Freddy and Jason are by James Braithwaite.
Rachel Sherman
Sitter
04.22.08
Like the teacher who thought you'd amount to nothing, or the boy in the third grade with the runny nose you couldn't help having a secret crush on, it isn't easy to forget your babysitters. Bet none of them were like this one. Fanzine first encountered Rachel Sherman, author of The First Hurt (a finalist for the 2006 Frank O'Connor prize), on Jaime Clarke's Talk Show column. Here she brings to the table a flash work of fiction. Art by Danny Jock.
Robyn Weisman
Online Help
08.26.08
The world of employment agencies and temp workers is a bizarre one, and when it intersects with a graveyard shift proofreading at a legal firm, things can can get downright maddening. Here, Robyn Weisman recounts the experience of working with the kind of woman that temp agencies just love - pleasant, chatty and eager to increase her words-per-minute - and watches her true identity emerge over the course of the night. Art by Danny Jock.
Sean Dungan
Wilderness Year
05.05.08
Psychic messages from a military base bagboy. Sean Dungan just published his first collection of stories, Unwelcomeness, a book designed with class by Caryn Aono and beautifully illustrated by Gail Swanlund. Dungan, a west coast author, whose range and strangeness of vision harkens (to this blurber anyway, if I may take liberties) the work of George Saunders, Ben Weissman or Ben Marcus. Here's a taste, the story "Wilderness Year" - featured in Unwelcomeness that is very welcome here on Fanzine. Art by Danny Jock.
Timothy Murray
'The Jersey in Me'
05.17.09
"You can take the girl out of Jersey, but you can’t take the Jersey out of the girl. Of this phenomenon there are many examples. By extension, you can take the girl out of the Jersey, but you can’t take the Jersey out of the gay son she later raised in Flaaah-rida." Author Timothy Murray delivers up this hilariously naked, loosely veiled fraction of his youth, which revolves around the camp preformances of his beloved muse, Mae, the quintessential Jersey mutha. Art by Danny Jock.
Trinie Dalton
Oceanic
07.21.05
"Oceanic" from Trinie Dalton's collection Wide Eyed on Akashic Books' Little House on the Bowery Series, edited by Dennis Cooper. Now available for order! Beaches, marriage, rum and the fear of things swimming beneath you.